Witty Sayings About Clothing

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You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.

Henrik Ibsen (Norwegian dramatist, 1828-1906)

When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (American novelist, 1896-1940)

If my jeans could talk they’d plead for mercy.

Phyllis Diller (American actress, 1917-2012)

There is something silly about a man who wears a white suit all the time, especially in New York of Tom Wolfe

Norman Mailer (American novelist and essayist, 1923-2007)

When asked what she wore in bed, she replied, Chanel No. 5.

Marilyn Monroe (American actress, 1926-62)

She wears her clothes, as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.

Jonathan Swift (Irish poet and satirist, 1667-1745)

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Witty Facts About Marx Brothers

Gummo Marx started a rain coat business, Zeppo—the youngest brother—then assumed Gummo’s role as the troupe’s straight-talking foil.

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